NOAH HRBEK

Laughter Power: The Impersonation of Jesus

Weakness: Meat

Noah Morrison Hrbek was found in 1983 on a loving family's doorstep in a quaint neighborhood of Cleveland. Upon seeing him, the mother and father immediately drove him to the metroparks and left him for dead. Luckily, his brother Seth snuck out to join him, where he and a family of wolves raised Noah as the Lord, Jesus Christ. Boy, did they mess up. Noah now lives in the city as a poor art-school graduate. Recently, the Laughter League mistook Noah for his brother Seth, and inadvertently let him into the comedy group. Too late to kick him out now, seeing as he's got his own bio.